Wednesday, February 22, 2006

The Funniest Joke

I've a strange need - to tell this.

There was once a person - not unlike yourself actually,
who told you a really boring joke
as the joke progressed you became more and more sleepy
your shoulders dropped
and you can feel yourself breathing more slowly and deeply
now about halfway through the joke
you realise it was actually quite funny
you can feel a smile creep to the corners of your lips
and when you heard the punchline your grin spread to a smile
in fact it was hilarous!
in a SNAP!
You feel less tired but also the burning need to tell more people the whole joke with the punchline:
"Good - Rain Umbrellas Loathe Endless Summers"


(if you dont get it - never mind the next person will)

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